ေခါင္ေခါင္

21 Importand advicises

Published by ေခါင္ေခါင္ under on Monday, September 15, 2008
ONE- Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO- Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their convensational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE- Don't believe all your hear,spend all you have or spend all you want.

FOUR- When you say, ' I love you,' mean it.

FIVE- When you say, ' I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX-Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN- Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT- Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who dont' dreams don't have much.

NINE- Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN- In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN- Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE- Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN- When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, ' Why do you want to know?'.

FOURTEEN-Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risks.

FIFTEEN-Say 'bless you ' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN-When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN-Remember the three R's :Respect for self; Resepect for others and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN-Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN-When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY- Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE- Spent some time alone.


အေ၀းလြန္..သုံးရာသီ

Published by ေခါင္ေခါင္ under on Saturday, September 13, 2008
မင္းဆီ ငါမသြားႏုိင္တဲ့ ေႏြရက္ေတြ
ငါ့ဆီ မင္းမလာႏုိင္တဲ့ ေဆာင္းညမ်ား
ေ၀းကြာမႈက...
နာက်င္စရာမုိးဥတု...

သတိရလြန္းလုိ႕
မင္းႏွလုံးသားနဲ႔ အနီးဆုံး နံပါတ္ေတြ ကိုငါႏွိပ္တယ္

စိတ္မခ်လုိ႔..
ငါ့ရင္ခြင္နဲ႔ အနီးဆုံး နံပါတ္ေတြကို မင္းေခၚတယ္

အလြမ္းနံရံမွာ
တစ္ေယာက္စိတ္တစ္ေယာက္ ပဲ့တင္ေနတဲ့အသံ
သတိရျခင္းတစ္ေပြ႕တစ္ပုိက္နဲ႕
ငါတုိ႕ဒီလုိပဲ ဆန္တက္ေနရမွာပဲ..

ေလာကဒဏ္ၾကိဳးတစ္ေလွ်ာက္
တုန္ခါေနတဲ့.. အဆက္အသြယ္...

ေ၀းလြန္းတဲ့...... ပင္လယ္

Published by ေခါင္ေခါင္ under on Saturday, September 13, 2008
ငါဟာ..........
ပင္လယ္ကုိခ်စ္ျမတ္ႏုိးတဲ့
ဟုိး........ေတာအုပ္ထဲက...
ေရၾကည္စမ္းေခ်ာင္းေလးပါ..
ဒါေပမယ့္...
တစ္ေန႕......
မင္းဆီေရာက္ေအာင္...
စီးဆင္းလာခဲ့မယ္...


ကမၻာဖ်က္မုိး..........

Published by ေခါင္ေခါင္ under on Friday, September 12, 2008
အိန္ဂ်ယ္ေရ..........
ခဏေလးပဲ ျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ငါ့အိမ္မက္ေတြျပန္ၾကည့္စမ္းပါ

ငါ့ကမၻာမွာ..
မင္းအရိပ္ေတြ ၾကီးပဲ ျမင္ရမယ္
ငါ့ကဗ်ာေတြထဲ...
ငါ့ရင္ထဲက အမွန္တရားေတြ ျမင္ရမယ္

ဒီဘက္ကမ္းမွာ တစ္ေယာက္ထဲ
အမုန္းေပါင္းမ်ားစြာရင္ဆုိင္ရင္း
ငါတုိ႔ေ၀းခဲ့ၾကတဲ့ ေန႔ေတြကိုပဲ
လက္ခ်ိဳးေရေနမိတယ္..........

ဘယ္ေတာ့ျပန္လာမွာလဲ.. အိန္ဂ်ယ္..

ငါ့မွာ..
လြမ္းရင္းတန္းလန္း..
ေၾကြက်သြားတဲ့ ၾကယ္ေတြလုိပဲ
အလြမ္းမုိးေတြ.. မစဲခဲ့ဘူး..

မင္းအတြက္ေတာ့..
ငါဟာ.. အမႈိက္တစ္စပါပဲ..
ေဟာ့ဒိလမ္းေဟာင္းထဲ..
တစ္ဖြဲဖြဲ ေၾကြက်လာတဲ့ သစ္ရြက္ေတြ..
ေလႏွင္ရာ အလြင့္မွာ..စိတ္ေတြ လုိက္ပါလြင့္လူးရင္း....
ငါခဏ ခဏ သစ္ရြက္စိတ္ေပါက္သြားတယ္..

ငါ့ရင္ေတြရႊဲရႊဲစိုေအာင္..
ခဏခဏ ေတာ့မရြာပါနဲ႔..
ဒီတစ္ခါ ေ၀းကြာျခင္းက...
အိမ္မက္မဟုတ္မွန္းေတာ့ သိပါတယ္....

မင္းရဲ႕ေထြးေပြ႕မႈနဲ႕မွ.
ရွင္သန္ခြင့္ရခဲ့တဲ့ .. ငါ့ဘ၀ပါ..
မင္းကလြဲ ရင္ အရာရာ ကိုငါျငင္းတယ္....
မင္းကုိျပန္ျမင္ခြင့္ရမဲ့ ေန႕ကိုပဲ ငါေစာင့္ေနတယ္..

ေက်းဇူးျပဳျပီး...
ငါ့ရင္ဘတ္ေပၚ.
ကမၻာဖ်က္မုိး မညိဳလုိက္ပါနဲ႔.
ကမၻာဖ်က္မုိး... မသဲလုိက္ပါနဲ႕...........






Kids are quick

Published by ေခါင္ေခါင္ under on Wednesday, September 10, 2008
(Laughter is the soul's medicine)

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
________________________ ______

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________

I dunno who started it, but its really nice

Published by ေခါင္ေခါင္ under on Tuesday, September 09, 2008
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.




2.. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..



4.. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


6.. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.


Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.




7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.




8.. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE.




9. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the
ELECTRICITY BILL.




10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.

အမုန္းဖြဲ႕..............အိန္ဂ်ယ္.........

Published by ေခါင္ေခါင္ under on Saturday, September 06, 2008
ဒီညေတာ့ ေတာင္က်ေခ်ာင္းလုိ ငါရြာခ်လုိက္ျပီ... ။ အိန္ဂ်ယ္..ေရ..မင္းဟာ
ရတနာေတြ လ်ွိဳ႕၀ွက္ျမဳပ္ႏွံရာ က်ြန္းတစ္ကၽြန္းေပါ့။ တစ္စစီ

ဆုတ္ျဖဲေၾကမြေနတဲ႔ လမ္းျပေျမပုံက ငါ့လက္ရွိဘ၀ပါ။ ငါ့ဘ၀ကို တစ္ရြာ၀င္

တစ္ရြာထြက္ ရြက္လြင့္ ရွာေဖြေနဆဲ။ သတိရတိုင္း ေကာင္းကင္ကိုပဲ

ေမာ့ေမာ့ ၾကည့္မိတယ္။ တစ္ကယ္ေတာ့ ေကာင္းကင္တစ္ခုတည္း

ေအာက္မွာ အတူရွိေနျခင္းကပဲ ငါ့အတြက္ ေနာက္ဆုံး အခြင့္အေရး..။
ငါတုိ႔အတူ စီးဆင္းဖူးတဲ့ ျမစ္တစ္စင္းကလဲ လူမသိသူမသိ

ဆက္လက္စီးဆင္း ေနဆဲ..။ ေျမပုံထဲမွာ ရွာလုိ႔ကေတာ့ မင္းဘယ္လုိမွ

မေတြ႔ႏုိင္ဘူး .. အိန္ဂ်ယ္.။ေျမေအာက္ျမစ္တစ္စင္း သယ္ေဆာင္လာတဲ့

သယံဇာတ ေတြကို ႏွင္းဆီပန္းပြင့္ေတြထဲ တိတ္တဆိတ္ ငါ၀ွက္ထားခဲ့တယ္။
လမင္းတစ္စင္း ဆီမွာတုိင္တည္ရင္း ႏွစ္ေပါင္းမ်ားစြာ ေ၀းကြာတတ္တဲ့

ေလးေထာင္းေသတၱာထဲမွာ မီးေတာက္ေလး တစ္ခုကို ငါ့အသက္နဲ႔ လဲျပီး

ေစာင့္ေရွာက္ခဲ့တယ္။ ငါတုိ႔ရဲ ပြဲေတာ္ရာသီျပန္ေရာက္ရင္ မီးကူးျပီး

ပြဲတစ္ခင္းလုံး လင္းေစရမယ္..။ ဒီမီးေတာက္ေလးကို မင္းအမုန္းနဲ႕ ထြန္းညိွခဲ႔

တာပါ..။ မင္းအမုန္းနဲ႔ ငါ့မွာလင္းလုိ႔ေလ...။ ငါတစ္ေယာက္ထဲ က်န္ခဲ့တဲ့

နယ္ေျမအေဟာင္းထဲမွာေတာ့ ငါ့မွာ အလြမ္းေတြ ရႊဲရႊဲစိုရင္း....။ မနက္မနက္

ေရာက္တုိင္း မင္းရွိတဲ့ အရပ္ဆီဦးညြတ္ရင္း....ဟုိ.. မုိးကုပ္စက္၀ုိင္းေပၚမွာ ..

ငါ့ႏွလုံးသား .. ႏွင္းဆီပြင့္ေတြ ...ထုိးစိုက္ေပးခဲ့တယ္...။

မင္းေရာက္လာခ်ိန္မွာေတာ့.. ေဒါသတၾကီး ရိုက္ႏွက္ေခ်ႊခ်လုိက္တဲ့

ႏွင္းဆီပြင့္ဖတ္ေတြ.... ငါ့ကမၻာေျမအႏွံ႕ ျပန္႔က်ဲလုိ႔ေပါ့...........။ ဒါဟာလည္း

ငါေန႕စဥ္ကျပေနတဲ့ အက္ေၾကာင္းထပ္ ျပဇတ္တစ္ပုဒ္ပါပဲ.....။ ဒီလုိနဲ႔ ငါလဲ

မင္းအမုန္းကုိ ဘိန္းစြဲသလုိစြဲခဲ့ရတယ္...။ ႏွင္းဆီေတြ မပြင့္ပဲ မေနႏုိင္

ၾကသလုိပဲ... မင္းအတြက္ေတာ့ ငါဟာ အမုန္းဖြဲ႕..တဲ့ ကဗ်ာတစ္ပုဒ္ပဲ..

ျဖစ္ခဲ့တယ္...။ ...........လြမ္းတယ္္...........အိန္ဂ်ယ္...ရယ္....။



 

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